Nowthatyou have ben surrunde by dctors and nurses.
Plern!
Excuse me.
Just breathe slowly.
Breathe...Slowly and deeply.
Now push!
Push!
Just keep breathing slowly.
Plern!
Okay, now take a deep breath.
A deep breath, one, two, three.
Push...
Push!
Almost done!
I can see the head.
The baby's head?
The head of your hemorrhoids.
Plern!
The world welcomed me with the sound of laughter.
I was born into a family of comedians.
we come from a long line of royal court jesters.
My grandpa was the funniest comedic group of his time.
when country music was the rage.
My grandpa founded the
Pa-Plern comedy group.
when my grandpa died, my dad took over.
The only difference is now they perform at the restaurant.
I'm the heir to the Pa-Plern comedy throne.
Please welcome
The hottest up and coming comedian.
On the funny scale makes Jack Black look like a featherweight.
Block Chris Rock.
Bury Jim Carrey.
Makes Adam Sandler forget his lyrics.
Afraid to Eddie Murphy.
Send Robin Williams Good Will Hunting.
Please welcome
Mr. Lortock Pa-Plern!
Say hello to the audience.
Don't be shy, put your hands down.
No need cover. Don't be shy.
Don't be shy. comedian can't be shy. what's your name?
My name is Tock!
How many moms do you have?
Just one.
what the heck is he laughing at?
His dad? He is here!
watch out his dad doesn't kick both of your butt to!
You got to wait for the audience to laugh first. Don't laugh first.
How many mothers do you have?
One.
How many fathers?
One.
I meant four!
Unfortunately, this heir to the comedy throne...
wasn't born with a funny bone.
So how did my son do?
Not funny, right?
Since that day
dad has never let me go on stage with him ever again.
Let Pepo try.
Hey Pepo, taste this.
Is it spicy? I can't eat spicy.
Not very spicy. Just swallow it already.
This is not your house, so don't be picky!
And this is the final hour of the show.
Here it is. The final hour of the show.
I went to tape this days ago.
Please welcome Mr. Pepo.
Here I come.
Hey mom, check this out.
This part is hilarious.
You don't look nervous or anything.
well I was a little shy at first.
But after you do 10 or so tapes you just get used to it.
You're such a natural.
It's just cable.
If you made it on "Comedy Central" then you can talk.
Cable has lots of viewers too you know.
Do you want to be on the show too? I can put in a good word for you.
what did you say?
I can talk to them for you.
You can hook me up?
Yes, I can hook you up. I'm quite close to the producer. We're tight.
No, that's ok.
I am so busy I can't even keep my own schedule!
You heard me.
But I see you at home everyday.
Hey! This guy is really funny.
Every time he comes out, everyone laughs.
The places you perform are for amateurs.
Once you make it on Tv, then you're a professional.
Hey, why did you turn it off? I was getting ready to laugh my head off.
Just seeing my face will crack you up!
Hey stop giving me a hard time. why did you turn it off?
Go ahead! Turn it off, if you can.
Come on! Give it your best shot.
See! You're shooting blanks.
You can't get past me if you tried.
So what do you say about that? Yeah, you got me!
Those are really lame jokes. How can you dare to go on Tv?
If I were you, I wouldn't. I'd be ashamed.
why? The money is good.
If I get one more gig, I will have enough money to go buy a piece land.
Life of debauchery?
Hey, don't steal the scene you're ruining it for me.
when you talk this way you are funnier than on Tv.
This is how I normally talk. when I am on Tv I have to pretend.
You got to be more like me.
If I were to walk into Tesco Lotus, the minute I step my foot in.
Girls will just start screaming for me!
Cause you stepped on their feet?
Or stole some gold necklaces?
Probably because you forgot to zip up your pants?
Grabbed someone's tits, were smashed by elevator doors, got electrocuted.
Or was their a blue light special on aisle 4?
what else...
Or what?
Or how about falling down an escalator?
But are you really going to stoop that low?
That's one of the lamest jokes!
I wonder why all of a sudden I feel really sleepy.
Mom...
Tock...
Ice cream!
Mon, uncle Pepo is here again.
Tock, Mon, you are back?
Hi dad. Hi mom.
Say hello to uncle Pepo.
Hi uncle Pepo. Hello.
Hello uncle Pepo.
Hi, you guys are growing up so fast. Study hard, okay?
Dad, here is my report card.
Tock.
what is 1 in English?
One.
what about in Chinese?
Jeck.
The number counting gag is old. My parrot at home can even do it.
You have anything more challenging?
Fine.
what is 1 1 in English?
One one
12? One two
13? One three
Oh god is this joke going anywhere? Nowhere to go?
13?
One Three
You dared to name your kid after Lortock.
Not considering for a second, he might not be funny?
13
One what?
Is the Songkran.
very good.
14?
valentine's Day.
And 15th?
Transvestite's Day
why is that?
Because they always say "Oh Su"!
very good sweety. very smart my lovely daughter!
Is she up for sale? You wanna sell this one?
No way, she's one of the funniest in our group.
Is this funny?
How about your Jim Carrey impression?
Make your mouth wider, Mon.
How it is?
Yeah like that. So proud.
Now that's funny! wider kiddo. Your sis is really funny.
Once again that the 2nd
heirto the throne beat the 1st heir like me,
Good afternoon, teacher and friends.
My name is Puchinan.
My name is Nibi
My name is Peng.
Today we would like to present...
The topic is about "Singular and Plural".
Thew, you start.
This is a...
box.
Next
This is a...
boxes.
Thew, don't pay attention to the grammar.
There are 2 boxes, then just make it to 2 words, got it?
Okay. And don't forget to pose too.
Okay, do it again.
This is a...
box, box.
Yes.
Now your turn, Hoy.
All right.
This is a...
Are you sure?
Yes, my dad used this gag before. The whole room will be rolling on the floor.
Okay.
Already, again.
This is a...
bowl.
Yes!
And for the grand finale.
This is a
bowl...
why are there so many?
Come on, I guarantee the teacher will laugh so hard, she'll shit her pants.
This is a...
bowl.
Hoy.
Hey you think Hoy is upset?
I don't think so. He is usually quite shameless.
Hoy!
Taxi!
Hey where are you going?
Gotta go. I got to run some errands.
Hey, we're supposed to go to the market together.
where the heck is he going in such a hurry?
Taxi!
Yeah, where the heck is he going?
what the heck? He even forgot his bag.
Yo, follow that motorcycle.
Yeah, follow that motorcycle too.
Close your eyes.
A little sting.
Hey don't touch it! You will mess up my face.
The closer I look, the uglier it is.
If you think Hoy's face is full of pimples,
you should see his sister's face!
Nothing at all!
That's good.
No!
when I said nothing at all.
Then you have to say no pimples?
So I can finish my joke.
Okay? Fine.
Let's try again.
If you think Hoy's face is full of pimples
you should see his sister's face.
Nothing at all.
No pimples?
No! No space left!
My gag. This is the first time anyone ever laughed at my joke.
Rehearsing to perform somewhere?
"Preeya wanlertsin, M.D."
Can't be just a mere mortal.
She's got to be an angel who fell from heaven.
I saw what the doctor did to Hoy's face.
At that second I wished to have pimples too.
"Causes of Acne"
These aren't the same?
No, but I think we can put them together.
Okay then.
How come he bought a small one?
Not loud enough.
This isn't loud enough.
This one certainly does the trick.
You're growing your nose hairs for Tarzan to swing on?
You're getting ready for a Tv shooting, Plern?
Tv show, don't be silly.
I just want to check how we set up our jokes.
Hello.
Hello. Is this Pa-Plern comedy company?
Yes, it is.
I'm calling from Yimyim BBQ restaurant.
we'd like to have your group perform at our restaurant.
what about on Friday?
Just a sec let me check our bookings.
which day?
Friday.
This Friday? Correct.
Friday.
I know I must be calling too late
you're probably booked already.
we have an opening.
Oh really?
what about Saturday and Sunday?
well, for Saturday and Sunday...
Yes?
I know I shouldn't even be asking I should have known. You would be fully booked already.
No problem at all. We're available!
Then can you check for the rest of the week too.
weekdays...
That's right.
Monday and Wednesday?
From your tone of voice, never mind then.
If not
can you check the remaining days then?
Both are still available.
Oh really?
But on Tuesday and Thursday we are...
All booked up right?
Free too, those will be the best days for us!
So which day aren't we free?
Thank you very much. Bye bye.
Plern.
Yimyim's BBQ wants us to perform there.
Really?
You know the producer of "Ha Ha Ha Ha" goes to Yimyim frequently.
The producer of "Ha Ha Ha Ha" goes there?
Hey, Plern!
So what?
So we might get to be on Tv.
That doesn't happen often.
Plern, he doesn't want to be on Tv. Isn't that right, son?
Even our duck wants to be on Tv.
Just a cameo appearance on Tv, my goodness.
And everyone is all excited.
Dad
Since you will be on Tv.
I will think of a new gag, okay?
Oh no...Please don't.
Please dad? I wanna help, just one gag.
Sure.
Chum. Yes, Plern.
Make sure to go to the market today. To buy what?
Punch and limes and make sure you get a lot of it.
Forwhat?
I'm going to need a lot when I tell Tock's punch line.
Dad!
Tock is a small guy, but he sure can drop "like it's hot" on stage.
Mountain Ountain may You and I Ou yay Emay.
Phuket lsland
Beach
Hundred Thousand City.
The other day my dad took me to Million City.
And where is that?
It's 1 zero aqay from 100 Thousand City
This joke is da' bomb.
would you believe this is my dad?
You can't be serious?
This is a duck, not your dad.
Yes this is my dad.
No, it's a duck!
Hey listen sir. My dad died and now reborn as this duck.
Seriously?
Of course, why should I lie?
Even the hairs on my arms are standing up.
And not just on my arms but on my butt too.
You don't believe me? Let me ask your dad something then.
what do you want to ask my dad? Go ahead.
Are you his dad? Are you tired?
And does your butt hurt now?
Because Chum is squeezing your butt, right dad?
And what are you doing here today, dad?
Ah!
How can my dad answeryou?
why are the two of you sleeping here?
Tock...
Tock, go take a shower now. Go! I'm going to cook.
You guys shouldn't be sleeping here.
Is Tock on drugs or something?
I got a pimple!
Mon, can I borrow 200 baht?
Say it, don't spray it.
Please 200 baht only.
That's a lot of money, what for?
To see a doctor.
why?
Just give me the money, stop asking me so many questions.
I'm just kidding. Kidding.
I will charge interest 5 bath a day.
Okay.
with one condition, I go too!
No, you will be in my way.
well it's either my way, or no way!
Okay. Let's go together.
No one was saying otherwise.
I would love my lovely sister to tag along with me.
Doctor, you have to give him a shot?
what about the facial gel?
It isn't enough for a large pimple like this, I need to inject it.
So lay down.
what did you do, how did it get so big?
He must be watching porn.
Mon!
Is there something wrong doctor?
Your sis is so cute. What is her name?
Call... My name is Mon.
Like Doraemon?
No. If you are going to call my sister by her name Salmon.
You got to say knock knock.
Salmon and cheese, doctor.
we're really related?
But if you were going to call me by my name, you got to say knock knock.
who's there? Tock. Tick tock you know you can't stop laughing.
Tock. who's there?
It's Lortock, like the legendary comedian.
Mon, stop spoiling my joke.
what about you, what is your nickname?
It's "lce".
Ice?
So your family makes lce cubes?
Yes, how did you know?
Oh I was just kidding. I was trying to be funny.
Actually, my house does sell ice cubes.
I was named after the family business.
My dad gave me my name.
So it's a lce's shop as in lce, right?
Of course it ice.
what am I saying here?
You guys are funny.
Am I hearing her right?
She actually thinks I'm funny.
Everyone in our family line is funny to the bone.
If I have any questions about pimples,
Can I call you?
Of course.
Here call this number, okay.
I'm here everyday, except Sunday.
Take care and don't sleep too late. You will have more pimples.
Okay.
Take care and don't sleep too late. You will have more pimples.
I think she must have feelings for me.
Gosh Tock! She is a skin doctor.
she must say that to you! It's her profession.
Thew, you don't understand so shut up.
And if you haven't noticed, she is like 10 years older than you.
If you've never been in love, you will never understand. Right, Tock?
That's right.
what kind of medicine did she give you, let me see.
Hey why did you throw my pills?
You want to be cured oryou want to see her again?
Man, you're a genius dude.
Gosh Hoy, I think instead of throwing those pills away.
You should have kept some foryour face!
Did you use the cream like I instructed you to?
If she asks you, did you used the cream?
Then you have to say.
Yes.
Then she will ask
how come the pimple doesn't get any smaller?
why then isn't the pimple getting smaller?
Then you have to say
I think I'm going through puberty doctor.
And then if you are going to ask her out.
Don't ask whether she will go with you or not.
Make it quick and just say the place you will take her.
Doctor, do you like to eat rump or roast beef?
There's this one good restaurant around here.
Trust me. She can't refuse.
I don't eat beef.
I'm worship Kuan Yin.
we all have a Casanova in ourselves.
You just have to bring it out.
You know pork is good too.
My stomach is acting up lately. I don't feel like eating meat.
what about seafood?
I'm allergic to shrimp.
The fish is very fresh.
I think fish smell funny.
Then how about eggs and rice?
Today I am on a vegetable diet.
A dish of Kimji might be okay?
what?
No, nothing.
Actually I can eat anything.
But today I am not free. Next time I can.
Really, doctor?
Yes!
I'm in a good mood, because I'm happy.
No sorrows, how can't I be happy.
Love is likes a Banyan tree.
It's blossoms keeping us cool in it's shade.
I feel still like the water in an earthen urn.
So I'm free when I am in love.
Everything is delicious.
Everything is so tasty.
I sleep so peacefully.
Content with myself.
She is going on a date with me!
Excuse me, does Dr. Ice have a lot of patients today?
we don't allow pets in here.
what time is she going to be free?
Let me check her schedule.
She is not available today.
She's all booked.
Can you see another doctor?
No that's okay.
Dr. Ice! You finished work already?
what are you doing with a duck?
This is not a duck. This is my dad reincarnated, right?
Dad, this is Dr. Ice.
Dad, I'm going to take Dr. Ice out tonight.
So can I come home late?
what should we eat?
well you said we can go eat next time.
Okay, let's go. what about the restaurant across the street?
It's very good.
Let's go. I'm really hungry.
Let's all go together kiddo?
I don't think I will go then.
why not?
All of a sudden my dad said we should go home.
Right, dad?
Right?
Oh I see! Apparently he had the urge to poo.
Shall we go tomorrow?
Tomorrow I only work half-day.
we can meet for lunch.
Okay.
Tock...
Stop...
Tock, grandma is in the hospital.
what's wrong with grandma?
Hop in and I'll tell you on the way. Mom and dad are at the hospital.
All right.
what happened to you, ma'am?
I have a headache, fever.
Not enough rest.
Feel weak.
Can't eat, can't sleep.
Restless, hepatitis, indigestion.
everything tastes bland, heartburn.
Osteoporosis, toothache.
Intestinal polyps, bad breathe.
I vomit in the morning and evening, dizzy all the time.
I have bruises and wounds, dandruff.
constipation, blurry eye sight,
scabies on my knees and elbows.
Psoriasis.
Scurvy.
And high blood pressure!
If you have all those symptoms, why did you just come see me?
Our car broke down.
what happened to the car?
Faulty breaks, a loose clutch, broken gear.
Engine stalls, fractured gear shaft.
Mom.
Stop messing around. Please tell the doctor what is wrong!
You too! Let it go sometimes.
No need to joke around all the time.
So what's really wrong with you?.
I cough.
You will have to take cough syrup.
All night.
So you need to take pills.
Until morning.
Okay then I'll give you a shot.
with blood.
Then you need an x-ray.
Can I see your medicine?
Just cough syrup! That's it?
My goodness, when he called I thought you were dying!
Look at Tock, wearing all white already.
I thought he was already in mourning.
watch your mouth!
Or you will end up picking up the tab.
Mom, come on if you treat me this time,
I pay you back during your funeral offering.
Tock.
I was gonna ask you, where are you going all dressed up?
Nowhere.
You have a date for sure?
No, I don't.
You have a date to watch cartoons?
It's 3:00 P.M. already, I think you're too late.
Gosh! Tock, aren't you still on baby formula
and now you have a girlfriend?
You know there's no need to get all dressed up.
Girls always fall for funny guys.
why do you have a chopstick in your hair?
See, how little it takes to make her laugh.
Stop it.
You're making a mess.
Silly.
Don't...
what did you say?
He said, don't mess with the runt.
Right?
why what did you hear?
Butt!
If hate me don't saying like that.
I'm going to the restroom.
This's quite entertaining?
where are you going? Don't get in their ways.
Aren't you going to dance with them, girl?
Cut it out!
Dr. Ice.
Hey Tock.
Please hear me out. I didn't mean to stand you up.
I can explain.
My grandma got sick.
I had to rush to the hospital.
But she is feeling better now.
Tock!
You're probably in a hurry so I'll see you later.
I'm not hurry.
Dr. Ice. Hello.
Everyone, this is Dr. Ice. Tock goes see Dr. Ice for his pimples.
Hello. Hello.
This is my dad, my mom, and this is grandma.
This is uncle Gon, Uncle Chum,
Uncle Ruammit, and Uncle Pine-top.
Tock said you are sick. Hope nothing serious.
Grandma is very well.
She is perfectly healthy.
we are a very healthy family.
when my father was alive even at the age 70.
Also can doing like this.
A Bodybuilder?
Crippled!
Are you done with your shopping?
Ready to go? I will help with the cart.
Okay.
Bye. Nice to meet you.
Bye.
Bye, Tock.
Bye.
For me
It was as if she said.
Farewell Tock.
when I just saq you the very first time
I felt a bond as if we've known
I can't explain it.
It's like we met in another lifetime.
Jack Johnson
Same feeling, just looking at you, I know you got me.
But I can only look at you.
Michael Jackson
I want to hold and cherish you.
But it is too late. I don't want to steal you aqay.
Bruce Springsteen
I wish I'd met you before you belonged to someone.
Marilyn Manson
I wish for a miracle, one that could turn back time.
Boy George
So we won't miss each other and I can fall in love with you first.
willie Nelson
Now it's too late. what a pity.
Tina Turner
Do miracles exist?
Yeah, you got the rhythm.
Any more patients?
Just a second.
There is wuthinan at 5..00 PM.
But he hasn't come yet.
we have new outfits. Hey, is this coming out of our pay?
No.
Not docking your pay. There's nothing to dock.
Hey Plern.
we're just performing at the Yimyim BBQ tonight. why do we need new uniforms?
Plern had some cut
just in case we would be on Tv.
You have it all wrong, mom.
we are performing at Yimyim, so I want it to dress the part.
The place is called Yimyim!
Really? Yes!
Chuen. what about my uniform?
You can't find it? Look again, it's in one of the bags.
I looked in every bag, and can't find it.
Let me take a look then.
I am sure I grabbed everything from the shop.
Try another pose.
Gon, go stand to Ruammit's left.
Left side? Okay.
Dad. what's up, son?
I got a new gag foryou.
Okay, shoot.
Yesterday I went to Million city
Did you get it?
where is it?
Ruammit, come here.
I want you to be stand closer to this side.
Or else every time we take a picture all of us. we'll have to pose again.
Chum, are you done?
Already.
Come here.
You designed this suit? Yes!
So many stars.
Is this a suit or planetarium?
Pine-top!
I can't find it yet!
You're the only one left. Hurry up!
There's nothing at the bottom of the bag either.
Oh my god.
My goodness.
Mon, that's uncle Pine-top's suits!
Do you want my shoes too?
Stand proud and look into the camera.
Hey do like the cameraman and stay focused for a second will you?
The suits are expensive.
Put your hand up like this. This looks cool.
Are we comedians or filming a movie?
You're a punk, shorty.
who's short?
I will be tallerthan you next year.
My foot.
Don't even think about it.
Never mind, just step on me whenever.
Ready?
Be cross.
Get ready.
Smile, smile.
One, two, three.
I want this picture to look good.
Ready, One, two, three.
Mom.
Okay ready, all at once.
Mom.
I am going out to see my friends.
Okay, ready?
Okay!
Pa-Plern Comedy group!
Today the weather is very hot. very sunny everyday. How is it there?
Raining?
Seriously.
I can't go back this weekend. A lot of doctors are taking off.
No one to help Dr. Thip.
No, I didn't say she broke her hip.
I said no one to help Dr. Thip.
I can't take any time off yet. I haven't even been working here a month yet.
Yes we talk sometimes.
2 beef barbecue sticks.
well he studies very hard and is very busy working.
Here you go.
I don't know either. How much?
20 baht.
what? 20 baht.
Just a little.
I don't know.
Don't get upset.
Milk, please.
Mom it is very noisy here. I will call you again later.
Bye mom.
Hey Tock.
Dr. Ice. Are you alone?
How come you didn't show up for our appointment?
I wasn't free. I went out with my girlfriend.
what about your boyfriend. He didn't come with you?
The guy I met at Tesco Lotus.
That's Dr. Thip's boyfriend.
Dr. Thip's boyfriend? Yeah!
And who are you buying the milk for your girlfriend?
Actually, I don't have a girlfriend yet.
How much is it? 10 baht.
I'll get it this time.
Next time it's your treat.
And no need to get all dressed up.
Just casual is fine.
Thank you.
Hey doc, you know we are...
actually eating horse meat!
Really?
Seriously?
You see there are sesame seeds!
Have one horse!
And these chopsticks once belonged to a movie director.
How do you know?
See. Cut! Cut!
You know you're the only person
Is that right?
Yeah!
what made you come to Lopburi province?
You like monkeys?
when I was an intern, I used to work with Dr. Thip.
when I graduated, Dr. Thip then has a clinic here.
So she asked me to come work with her.
You don't have to call me doctor, just lce is fine.
Okay, lce.
How come I never met you before?
well it was long time ago. You were probably in kindergarten back then.
How old are you now?
I am 12 turning 13.
I am 12 years older than you!
And now
we proudly present the most famous comedy show in Monkey Town.
Plern, they want us to perform at the BBQ restaurant.
You know the producer of "Ha Ha Ha Ha" always go there.
we are performing at Yimyam, so I want to look great.
"Yimyim BBQ"
No, the resturant is called Yimyim
And now please welcome the Pa-Plern comedy show.
Thank you very much and hello everyone.
So we meet again.
Tonight we will present the story of Titanic.
Hey isn't that your dad's comedy group?
I don't think so.
They probably just look similar.
You're mistaken.
Ice, let's go to another restaurant.
The food is better at this other place.
The pork here smells.
The sauce is as bland as water. It's ruining my appetite.
I think it tastes okay. Kind of tasty.
Hey there's your dad!
He dances so cute! Can you dance like that?
Stop!
Enough!
Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome
A rising superstar
Anything wrong?
Nothing. An up and coming comedian in Thailand.
On the funny scale this person makes Jack Black look like a featherweight.
Block Chris Rock.
Bury Jim Carrey.
You sure you are okay?
I think my dad is going to call me up on stage.
Tock, you have to perform too?
I'm not sure.
Go for it!
Everyone, please welcome...
Salmon Pa-Plern!
Come here. She is my youngest kid.
And he is my eldest dad.
I'm the eldest dad, and who is the yougest dad then?
This guy.
And who is your middle dad?
And what do you have there?
A sheep.
No, I'm sure it's a duck.
It's a sheep.
It's a sheep cause I already broke the Bank.
It's not my turn. It's my sister's.
All right everyone,
Actually we have one more member
I'd like to introduce you to
Mr. Lortock Pa-Plern.
Yes you! Come here. The one who's sitting with the hottie.
Yes, you Tock!
Go up, your dad is calling you.
Let's give a round of applause for Lortock Pa-Plern.
My distinguished guests I would like to ask,
why do you ask?
If they are full then please reserve
a small place in the restroom for this boy.
This kid is a comedic genius.
when he steps foot on stage, people bursts out into laughter.
Please welcome him to the stage.
what wrong?
Sorry I am late.
I just got back from 100 Thousand City.
And?
No...
I'm sorry I'm late.
I just got back from Million City.
where the heck is Million City?
well, it is just a little further from 100 Thousand City.
But before I arrived 100 Thousand city
I stopped by at Ten Thousand City
He is still trying.
See, the audience is silent.
This is my nephew, but my boss's son.
Please pay your respect to his dead joke.
Dad! Yes, sweetie?